I'm not a dealer. - Capkov.com cap

For everyone tired of the questions — the “I’m Not a Dealer” embroidered cap says it loud so you don’t have to. This bold, ironic dad hat mixes clean streetwear aesthetic with a touch of dark humor, making it the perfect accessory for parties, festivals, or just navigating life with a face people assume things about.

Crafted from soft, washed cotton for all-day comfort, it features premium “I’m Not a Dealer” stitching, an adjustable strap, and a relaxed unisex fit. Wear it as a statement, a shield, or your new favorite punchline.